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Herman Monster
In Part three of our coverage of the Infamous Netw/Cain Debate (part one here and part two here) we have Herman Cain ignoring the question asked him [Read More]
Newt for Dummies
In part 2 of our coverage of the Infamous Newt/Cain Debate we listen to Newt lecture us about entitlements. After The King of All Intros this is [Read More]
The King of All Intros
In our ongoing attempts to help you, dear readers, make sense of the election we are bringing you footage of the Caino-Gingrich War of Words complete [Read More]
News in a Second
- Original Red Sox Anti-Bullying Video Spot Leaked
July 9, 2011 | 8:15 pmThe Boston Red Sox recently filmed a public service announcement for Dan Savage’s It Gets Better project. However, the original PSA, which the Red Sox never released, was quite different. In the original Jason Varitek told victims of bullying to “cowboy up you bunch of pussies,” and “Did you see us crying in game four [...]
- Little Known NBA Draft Facts
June 19, 2011 | 10:15 pmUniversity of Richmond forward Justin Harper has a twin brother named Justout.
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Pearls Before Swine
- Commieism
August 17, 2011 | 1:24 am“In a socialist state, laughingly called communism, the state takes all your pigs and gives you back the ears.” Ballscientist
- Real Men…
July 29, 2011 | 12:05 pm“A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible … No wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.” Fawn Wallace
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What's New?
- We’re Back (and better than ever)
June 19, 2011 | 11:07 pmWell, my annual birthday depression finally lifted, and when it did I decided that I didn’t like the look of the site. So we’re changing the presentation a little bit, to make it even flashier. We’re also going to add a few new items. First, Blue Collar Blues. Before running this site Elizabeth Pavlov and [...]
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Social Commentary
Perry Clashes with Paul “Of course they hate us for our freedom!”
In the Republican debate Monday night presidential candidates Rick Perry, Ron Paul and others clashed over the recent anniversary of 9/11 and what the causes for the event. [Read More]
Your Government Inaction
Phoenix Police Raid Temple of Sex
The Phoenix Police department announced the raiding of a local temple after what acting [Read More]
Salem’s Lot
A terminally ill woman in Salem, Oregon found herself under arrest as part of the [Read More]
London’s Burning
London, England- Riots in England, sparked by the police shooting of an unarmed man in [Read More]
Picture This
Grand Old “Party”?
The Republican Party announced today that a new voting procedure, demonstrated in the photo to the left, would be put in place for the 2012 presidential caucuses. Republican Party spokesman Casey [Read More]
Pin-Up of the Day
If this be Cataclysmic Bring on the Disaster
Today’s pinup is transplanted southern belle, fire goddess and birthday girl Cat [Read More]
This is Our Idea of Democracy in Action
We will confess that we’ve been reluctant to end our foray into sexy Stalinism [Read More]
Sexy Stalinism
Today’s pin-up is Russian fetish model and birthday girl Alina Stalina. And to [Read More]
