“A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible … No wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.” Fawn Wallace
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