‘Thoughts’ Archives
Commieism
“In a socialist state, laughingly called communism, the state takes all your pigs and gives you back the ears.” Ballscientist [Read More]
Real Men…
“A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, [Read More]
Why so skeptical?
“You can lead a skeptic to philosophy, but you can’t make him think.” Bernie Simon [Read More]
Warning
“Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently Ice is really bad for you, so lay off the stuff.”– Lilith Darling [Read More]
Mr. Weebs says…
“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance … by leaving the scene of an accident.” Bill Tobey [Read More]
Little known famous quotes
“Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money” -Mahatma Ghandi [Read More]
Jason’s thought of the day
Always remember: “One gay mans anus is another gay mans vagina” -I believe this is in the bible, I may be mistaken but it’s somewhere around Sodomists 11:16 [Read More]
