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Commieism

E.H. Munro — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 05:24:58 +0000

“In a socialist state, laughingly called communism, the state takes all your pigs and gives you back the ears.” Ballscientist

Real Men…

E.H. Munro — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:05:58 +0000

“A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible … No wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.” Fawn Wallace

Why so skeptical?

E.H. Munro — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:54:52 +0000

“You can lead a skeptic to philosophy, but you can’t make him think.” Bernie Simon

Warning

E.H. Munro — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:28:42 +0000

“Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth.

Apparently Ice is really bad for you, so lay off the stuff.”– Lilith Darling

Mr. Weebs says…

E.H. Munro — Fri, 13 May 2011 19:43:50 +0000

“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance … by leaving the scene of an accident.” Bill Tobey

Little known famous quotes

JHall — Thu, 12 May 2011 02:56:11 +0000

“Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money”

-Mahatma Ghandi

Jason’s thought of the day

JHall — Tue, 10 May 2011 05:14:00 +0000

Always remember:

“One gay mans anus is another gay mans vagina”

-I believe this is in the bible, I may be mistaken but it’s somewhere around Sodomists 11:16