Posts Tagged ‘Alcoholics Unanimous’
The Intrepid Dan Kidd’s UnderTours, Ep. 1
In this brand new, dazzling, full episode 1 of The Intrepid Dan Kidd’s UnderTours, I go “live and deep” under Boston, Massachusetts. I investigate space-aged vending machines and fall in love with the beautiful Sarah. In segment two, I make an intrepid [Read More]
Gary Oldman Denies Being Arrested as Dirty Old Man
Police in Spring Hill, Tennessee apparently arrested Gary Oldman for having sex with a homemade sex doll outside Allendale Elementary School. Attempts to reach Gary Oldman were initially unsuccessful, due to his lack of an official publicist. His agent, Douglas Urbanski, [Read More]
Michael Beasley Sparks Stock Rally
At the close of the Los Angeles Stock Exchange yesterday, Cannabis Research And Medical Pot Supplies (CRAMPS) was trading at less than two dollars per share. Not unusual for a stock listed on a local exchange. However, news of the NBA ruling as concerns Minnesota [Read More]
Man and Booze Fall from Truck, Booze Saved
I had a bus driver once in elementary school who, after responding to the chanting of children urging him to go faster over the speed bump, would press his foot to the gas and catapult those children lucky enough to sit in the back nearly to the ceiling. I imagine something [Read More]
Heroic Man Kills Shark with Ass Attack
A shark proved no much for a drunken ass. Dragan Stevic, a Serbian man vacationing in Egypt, has been hailed a hero after killing a shark with a drunken deadly cannonball from the high dive. The shark, which had been terrorizing tourists for weeks, was killed instantly [Read More]
