Posts Tagged ‘Department of Irony’
London’s Burning
London, England- Riots in England, sparked by the police shooting of an unarmed man in Tottenham, have finally drawn the attention of David Cameron. In a statement made to the House of Commons, The British Prime Minister insisted that the police have been reinforced, and [Read More]
Lackwit of the Month: Attention Whore Feels Violated by Attention
Kim Kardashian, reality TV star and attention whore non-pareil, feels violated by all the attention. Yes, that’s right, sports fans, the woman that leaked her own sex tape so that she could land on reality TV claims that the attention makes her uncomfortable. Yes, [Read More]
Bradley Manning Presented President with Transparency Award in Closed Door Ceremony
In yet another EHMSNBC exclusive, and with great thanks to his attorney, David Coombs, we have been granted access to PFC Bradley Manning so as to ask him about his being chosen to present President Barack Obama an award for transparency. We asked Coombs about the event [Read More]
Human Rights Council Steps Over Dead Syrians, Considering Syrian Membership
Syria will join 45 other countries, including the U.S., on the United Nations Human Rights Council. Syria will join other paragons of human rights, such as Bahrain, China and Cuba, on the council, and its president, Bashar al-Assad, will have a platform from which to speak [Read More]
