Posts Tagged ‘Kochtopussy’
Post-Coital Euphoria, Buffet-Style
It’s that time of year again, where government fucks us up the ass. Either we overpaid our taxes and Uncle Sam repaid the loan, without fucking interest (mind you, if you take out a no-interest loan that interest you should have paid is taxable income), or we [Read More]
State Department Corrects First Amendment Myths
In the wake of the latest dump of more than 250,000 diplomatic cables onto the internet via wikileaks, U.S. State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley decided to address the widespread belief that the first amendment protects the right journalists and publishers to write and [Read More]
TSA Captures International Terrorist Tiny Tim!
The Transportation Security Administration, stinging from recent bad publicity, has finally come up with a success, they’ve captured a four year old terrorist attempting to fiendishly sneak explosives aboard a plane by hiding them in his leg braces. Sure, he was [Read More]
The Nation: The Anti-Hitler Movement is Clearly Suspect…
…because it was funded by evil libertarians!!!!! No, seriously, The Nation is now publishing brain-dead conspiracy theories. Somehow, everyone that objects to the new TSA group-groping or nudie scanning is in the pay of the Evil Koch Brothers conspiracy to [Read More]
