Posts Tagged ‘The Stoopid Adminstration’
London’s Burning
London, England- Riots in England, sparked by the police shooting of an unarmed man in Tottenham, have finally drawn the attention of David Cameron. In a statement made to the House of Commons, The British Prime Minister insisted that the police have been reinforced, and [Read More]
TSA Agent Arrested for Putting Passenger’s Junk Down his Pants
A TSA agent was arrested today for taking a passenger’s junk and shoving it down his pants. The Broward County Sheriff’s department revealed that the agent, Nelson Santiago, had actually stolen some $50,000 worth of passenger’s junk as it passed through [Read More]
TSA Officially Denounces Texas and “Fourthers”
Today the TSA gave an official response to the State of Texas after the Texas House of Representatives passed a bill that would make sexual assault illegal for everyone, including TSA officers. “Blogger Bob”, first cousin twice removed to Baghdad Bob, announced [Read More]
Child Pornographer Arrests “Terrorist Clown”
In a stunning turn of events the “heroic” Transportation Security Agency officer that arrested a terrorist clown at Philadelphia International Airport has in turn been arrested for possession of child pornography. At the time of the original story TSA officials [Read More]
American Jihadist Expelled from Islam
Emerson Begolly, an American jihadist recently arrested for assaulting a pair of FBI officials, has found himself expelled from his adopted faith. Controversial cleric Anwar al-Awlaki has issued an edict expelling Begolly from the faith for biting two FBI agents. “It [Read More]
State Department Corrects First Amendment Myths
In the wake of the latest dump of more than 250,000 diplomatic cables onto the internet via wikileaks, U.S. State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley decided to address the widespread belief that the first amendment protects the right journalists and publishers to write and [Read More]
DHS Outs Hollywood Terrorist.
The Department of Homeland Security, Pennsylvania Office, has outed popular Hollywood actor Mark Ruffalo. The department’s spokesman, Inspector Clouseau, initially denied the report, until someone pointed out that their own security bulletin listed an event hosted by [Read More]
TSA Captures International Terrorist Tiny Tim!
The Transportation Security Administration, stinging from recent bad publicity, has finally come up with a success, they’ve captured a four year old terrorist attempting to fiendishly sneak explosives aboard a plane by hiding them in his leg braces. Sure, he was [Read More]
