Posts Tagged ‘WTF?’
With All Due Respect (I’m About To Talk Shit)
“H8r” is set to premier on the CW September 18th, and will feature irritating celebrities such as Kim Kardashian and Snookie (I can barely contain my excite-, wait, no, I’m fine). The celebs will be confronting their critics, but not actual critics, they will be [Read More]
Gary Oldman Denies Being Arrested as Dirty Old Man
Police in Spring Hill, Tennessee apparently arrested Gary Oldman for having sex with a homemade sex doll outside Allendale Elementary School. Attempts to reach Gary Oldman were initially unsuccessful, due to his lack of an official publicist. His agent, Douglas Urbanski, [Read More]
Grand Old “Party”?
The Republican Party announced today that a new voting procedure, demonstrated in the photo to the left, would be put in place for the 2012 presidential caucuses. Republican Party spokesman Casey Mills said, in a veiled reference to the 2008 caucuses, “We feel that [Read More]
London’s Burning
London, England- Riots in England, sparked by the police shooting of an unarmed man in Tottenham, have finally drawn the attention of David Cameron. In a statement made to the House of Commons, The British Prime Minister insisted that the police have been reinforced, and [Read More]
Iowan Pigs Bust Pig for Mistreating Pussy
A crystal meth user was arrested in Council Bluffs, Iowa for practicing rough sex in pursuit of a little pussy. Thirty year old Gerardo Martinez was arrested by local police after his horrified neighbors watched him toss his lingerie clad cat out an open window while [Read More]
Child Pornographer Arrests “Terrorist Clown”
In a stunning turn of events the “heroic” Transportation Security Agency officer that arrested a terrorist clown at Philadelphia International Airport has in turn been arrested for possession of child pornography. At the time of the original story TSA officials [Read More]
Florida Man Invents New Cough Drop Flavor
Walgreens is attempting to locate a man that entered one of their Stanford, Florida locations and proceeded to urinate on a shelf full of cherry cough drops. The store, however, sold the cough drops anyway. And now they want to find the man responsible for creating the new [Read More]
Israel’s Spy Vultures Have U.S. Worried About Suicide Pigeons
Okay… maybe not, but once the news of the Saudi Arabia’s successful capture of Israel’s spy vultures makes its way to the geniuses at the Department of Homeland Security it’s only a matter a time before animals everywhere will be scrutinized. If [Read More]
Zentai: A Fetish for the Modest Attention Whore?
I don’t understand most fetishes. I don’t think feet are magical or pain is erotic. I don’t really care if a woman wants to walk her man around the block or suck his toes while having her head rubbed with peanut butter. In fact, I don’t much care [Read More]
Indecently Exposed to Dead
Picayune, Mississippi… It almost sounds poetic, especially when one imagines that southern drawl rolling over the vowels, invoking the rich history of the south. Now, imagine a church–small, crsip white–and the neat cemetery behind it. Now draw the curtain [Read More]
